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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

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— 1 hour ago with 366 notes

After ten thousand years, real Persona 5 news, I can’t believe it.

— 12 hours ago with 1 note

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

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— 15 hours ago with 16491 notes

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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— 17 hours ago with 279658 notes

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

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— 18 hours ago with 32197 notes

realmonstrosities:

Worm Salamanders have no lungs and breathe right through their skin instead. Thus, their ridiculous length enables them to amass a huge surface area to breathe through.

The longest one is a good 10 inches long, but it still has the cutest little itty-bitty legs!

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— 18 hours ago with 1293 notes

hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

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— 1 day ago with 13333 notes