Taimeothy's Wub Blog

mykicks:

“Look, I’m through dicking around. I really am. I am not going to start this campaign speech until you tell me where I can get the hoagies. I could literally wait here all day. Right behind this podium. I have great bladder control. I won’t leave. You will have to get up, but I won’t. And you’re gonna get up, walk to the door and it will be locked. So where are the goddamn hoagies.”