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Timothy, BA in History, FL, 24.

mykicks:

“Look, I’m through dicking around. I really am. I am not going to start this campaign speech until you tell me where I can get the hoagies. I could literally wait here all day. Right behind this podium. I have great bladder control. I won’t leave. You will have to get up, but I won’t. And you’re gonna get up, walk to the door and it will be locked. So where are the goddamn hoagies.”

mykicks:

“Look, I’m through dicking around. I really am. I am not going to start this campaign speech until you tell me where I can get the hoagies. I could literally wait here all day. Right behind this podium. I have great bladder control. I won’t leave. You will have to get up, but I won’t. And you’re gonna get up, walk to the door and it will be locked. So where are the goddamn hoagies.”

— 1 year ago with 17 notes
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